Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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