How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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