none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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