Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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