i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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