i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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