we have officially lost it.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm jealous of your bromance
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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