Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
And then he peed in my hair
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