How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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