worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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