i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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