Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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