I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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