he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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Have fun and good luck.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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