If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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