So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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