So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
