scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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