Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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