I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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