Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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