Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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