I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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