I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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