How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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