Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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