Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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