I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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