Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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