Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
True college students do jello shots in the library
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