Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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