some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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