Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
then he tried to convert me to islam
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
