I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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