what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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