I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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