So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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