I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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