Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE