Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.