Only a mothe r could love this liver
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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