So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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