hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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