I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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