So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
no more duck duck goose at the bar
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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