ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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