sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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