Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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