their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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