I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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