yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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