why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
