We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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