I'm jealous of your bromance
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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