I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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