A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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