Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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