around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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