Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
